top o the evening & Welcome to my online rizz-fest.

Call me Hoof. I am an artist from Germany. I live with my family in Denver, Colorado. An avid passport-stamp-collector, I also love art (Obvi), bicycling, bad movies, D&D, running, dogs, Conan the Barbarian, frolicking in the mountains, punk rock, the utterly ridiculous, ninjas, disc golf and the odd milkshake.

Continue on to explore my love of stickers, tees, street art, collage art, creative inspiration, some video content… Heck, I don’t know, ya might even find a sculpture or two, if I’m feeling BANANAS.

I can do what I want and will continue to do so.

*You can do what you want also. Spend your hard earned fiat currency at my art shop… if you want. <— Direct Marketing

Awkward Selfies

  • This is me

  • Disc Golf Anyone

  • this is me smoldering

  • a good boy I know

  • This is me but closer

  • chillin' with friends

  • Businessing

  • This is way too close

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Are you still with me? Congrats on making it this far. My style is illustrative and street art inspired. I love using acrylic paints, stencils and spray paints in most of my work. I came of age in the DC punk rock scene. I take inspiration from street art, music, pop culture and the great outdoors.

As an artist I’m all over the place. I’m not one of these artists who paints exclusively houses for 40 years. I respect the people that can do that but it’s just not me. I love experimenting and getting my hands dirty with new materials, styles and creative expressions. I do, however, love a good series.

Lived in the Northern Virginia suburbs for a bit… Would not recommend. Got my schooling in Bamberg, Germany. Then moved back to VA for a short time before heading west to Colorado. I like it here. Now smash that like button!

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Random image vault

  • Installing at Gulu Gulu in salem, mass

  • Work in progress

  • dance magic

  • sinister hand guitars

  • my offerings at Quince Coffee house, Denver

  • felt astro-dog

  • love of barbarians

  • ork effigy

  • mossy plant friend

  • fart boys

  • not paying attention

  • tiny dam

  • derelict phone booth

  • collage-ing it up

  • Gel Plate Printing

  • Always Conan

  • A mural in Denver I love